Chinchillas

I'd like to tell you all a little story About a strange situation That occurred at half past eleven All the townsfolk they were sleepin' Oh the widows they were weepin' But no one seemed to hear the beckon call of the old man's dog He just laid there and moaned Was the biggest damn thing the Yeti ever had seen Killed and ate him in his home Dave was arraigned (But he was framed) He was betrayed (Dave's name was Dave) Got put away by those Chinchillas He was from out of town No, he'd never been around those things before No one ever warned him about the dangers of the creatures That lived high up in the hills of Devil's Canyon No one could ever stop them Lord knows many tried But the brave few men and heroes Would not come out of there alive Dave was arraigned (But he was framed) He was betrayed (Dave's name was Dave) Led to his grave by those Chinchillas So if you ever go to Devil's Canyon Be very careful with the patrons They're the only children of Satan's You best be sure to bring Theresa Oh that bastard Carl won't feed ya But who would want to go somewhere and stay Where the vermin slay and murder just for fun You'd be better off singin' and-a margarita drinkin' Or greased up naked in the sun