Alphabet Soup

Tea leaves tell the future You eat spaghetti with your date But me, I put my trust in The alphabet soup of fate It spells secrets in my bowl at my dim-lit kitchenette Look to those letters with my worries so I never have to fret And ironically it pairs quite well with just a stale baguette All these conspiracies are real that's what the pasta meant If cellphones brainwash me then I hope I don't forget That aliens ain't real and time travel hasn't been invented yet So 'till the scientists do I've got my alphabet soup ABCD SOUP I've got my alphabet soup ABCD that's all I see And now the future too These letters spell a future of a spooky situation The whole world is collapsing, pasta brings annihilation The pasta has foretold an impastable solution A pasta impasta, an alien intrusion ABCD SOUP ABCD SOUP The whole world is made of pasta, and I don't know how to feel Heard the aliens got mad 'cause I said they weren't real And Godzillas serving pasta in his pink pastamobile What's not pasta's just surreal I've got my alphabet meal ABCD SOUP I've got my alphabet soup ABCD that's all I see And now the future too ABCD SOUP I've got my alphabet soup ABCD that's all I see This future's coming true So 'till the scientists do I've got my alphabet soup