My Wife Is Always Right

Hey, listen up y'all I got something to say My wife was right And I was wrong About everything, and I mean everything You can't argue with that women She's always right Always right Honey, you knew it all along I argued won't be long Shook my head and carried on Don't know where time has gone Should have known it all along No time to smoke my bong No time to smoke a bong You were right and I was wrong You said before we leave You'd better have a pee That you would wait for me I said I had no need But now we're stopped in Tweed and I'm peeing in the trees Hoping no one will see I hope you still love me You knew it all along I didn't think at all Left my shoes in the hall Someone will trip and fall That's not where they belong I thought they'd do no harm I thought they'd do no harm Now there's a kid with a sore bum Honey, I tried to write this song I thought it would be fun To show you I've been dumb I got the words all wrong My examples weren't so strong My list wasn't very long I could go on and on Won't you help me write this song? Honey, you were right and I was wrong I hope you like this song