Non Denom, A Holiday Song (feat. Hello?)

I don't know about you but something about this time of year can just drive me crazy Maybe it's just all the hustle and bustle the people and places Sure we get a few days off but it's what we make of it The family food sprinkle of booze loosening that extra notch on your belt Falling asleep on the couch now that I set the tone here we go Holiday song TV fire log all day long Why's the rum and eggnog always gone Do we really have to go to the store Wait in line to buy some more Singing cards that go falalala la la la la la la Ya we get it it sings songs you know I can read just write it down something sentimental Not a stupid singer card that always keeps playing even though its barely open Can't even stick the damn thing on a mantle without going off the stupid mother Sorry about that got a little off track ah can we try again Holiday song it's like a summer vacation gone all wrong Instead of toes in the sand it's more like frost bitten hands So keep your mittens on for the love of This song is non denominational Holiday song hanging lights even on car's I'm not sure thats DOT approved Bet they'll let that one slip through Watch out for that ice if you could salt it would be nice If not I'll sue your ass throw you out in the snow covered grass Well that's just frivolous we really need to be suing everyone over every little thing That's not the holiday spirit clogging up the courts with unneeded lawsuits that drag On for years like a leach slowly sucking the live out of society Till we're all broke and broken what the f*** Sorry homey don't play that well lets get back to it Holiday song like a summer vacation gone all wrong Instead of toes in the sand it's more like frost bitten hands So keep your mittens on for the love of This song is non denominational Holiday song it's like a summer vacation gone all wrong Instead of toes in the sand it's more like frost bitten hands So keep your mittens on for the love of this song Well now we're coming to the end of the song You know I really do like the holiday time Just didn't want to write a song that's a holiday song that goes on and on About how great the holidays are so ya I guess that's the end of this Happy holidays everyone