I'm The Bomb (I Got It)

He eats his oysters in the same way Just like a toad slipping out of a boot Two feet per second leaving trails behind Nobody knew why he smelled like one too Three little pigs in my sandwich today Bacon, salami, ham and mayonaise But a two-timing slimeball tricked me out of my lunch Now I'm looking for somebody to punch Drop of a dime on a camel's back Could make an old man die of a heart attack When the World's gone crazy and it won't come back The big-brained bomber builds his wooden shack, I got Nine words for the slow-brained jockey Listen when they tell ya don't go playin' hockey A frying pan can be a rain deflector Setting off alarms at the metal detector Sucked up an anthill with a metal straw Tasting the dirt while he laid down and slurped it Stepped on his head it went right through his skull That ugly mullet says he probably deserved it Laying in a puddle of red, white and blue Think juice just flew out like confetti After that you won't be eating your stew Although it looked more like spaghetti Call up the law (can't stop it, stop it) Cause I'm the bomb (I got it, got it) Call up the law (can't stop it, stop it) Cause I'm the bomb (I got it, got it)