Nodding Donkey Blues

Woo Ow, yeah Settle down She's got legs like an airship She's got an ass like a coal tip She's got tits just like hot air balloons, and I mean the Hindenburg She's the biggest girl but I'm gonna get there soon Yeah, you know what I mean She's got love when you want it, but she never lets go when you get it You disappear inside, you're never seen again, lost forever She's the biggest girl of all but I'm gonna get there soon Alright, here we go Should be some kind of guitar solo here Well I met her in a bar, she was propping up the wall I don't think she was available, she was made a conference stall I met her in a bar, she was, she was propping up the wall In fact, she was nailed to it I gotta admit, I'm rushin', babe, let's get down to it, baby She had a brain like a sheep-dip She got love like a cesspit on her mind She was a big girl, she was big And I mean she was big, she was fucking huge Enormous You could have sailed the Hindenburg through her legs And never even have landing permission One more Oh, we sailed across the ocean you and me I looked like a flea on the back of a sperm whale Oh yeah, I was waving a match inside the Albert Hall