Attention Deficit

I saw a bird today out of my window It was soaring high in the sky it was pretty fly, for a white guy Little message to my offspring It might be frowned upon to sacrifice a child as an offering It's a little topsy turvy like bitches with scurvy eating curry That's furry the kind shit that'll make someone say "that's scurry" Got a fire cracker in my back pocket So when I sit I can fire it off like a rocket I could Pop it cock it and lock it So don't you make me jam my thumb knuckle up deep in your eye socket I think my cat is secretly a terrorist Fucker's got claws sharp enough to tear a wrist And leave a nice bloody pawprint on the crucifix And people always wonder why I go to see a fuckin therapist I was diagnosed with a mental disorder That requires a dented reporter For the fact that I can name off all the demented in order Let's see There's the guy who eats a spool of barbed wire And the kid who thinks it's fun to light people's pets on fire And don't forget the little tick that's sitting at the back of my head and poking Till I blow and need a spare tire And if you think my rhymes are spastic like plastic stretched out to form an elastic well I've got a message for ye bastard Cause I'm attention deficit A completely different style of mind that nobody can even hope to mess with it Cause I'm attention deficit The words out my mouth could be a guess to me you see something might come out That would even impress me Attention deficit My piss is sparkling gold in the cold it's quite bold with the hold Instead of doing what you're told cause you're old, pieces of dirt stuck in your folds I like to run around the house with my butt crack showing Without knowing So I can feel the cool breeze flowing I know you think I'm spitting gibberish Like I got a mouth full of licorice And my friends would go on to say that I'm talking stupidish But I swear I'm really smart if you just give me the chance to finish Like a platypus It's unisex I'll beat you over the head with a can of tunafish People must know that I'm a satanist No faking this I'll make your parents shake their fist Like the high school bullies Who like to pants me while I take a piss Like I'm covered in backspit With enough hair to wax it I think my parents took laxatives Cause my basket case face came out already batshit Cause I'm attention deficit A completely different style of mind that nobody can even hope to mess with it Cause I'm attention deficit The words out my mouth could be a guess to me you see something might come out That would even impress me Attention deficit My piss is sparkling gold in the cold it's quite bold with the hold instead of doing what you're told cause you're old, pieces of dirt stuck in your folds Cause I'm attention deficit