Cave Toboggan

Gonna go toboggan in a cave Made sure to bring my flashlight Don't wanna end with a crystal through my face (Face) Gonna go toboggan in a cave I got made fun of every other time I tried to ski So to escape the hate and motivate I'm gonna be the best cave-tobogganist you've ever seen Guess they're callin' me a cave-man But I'm ahead of the game 'cause I got a room full of yes-men Family callin' me a lunatic their faith in me is fadin' My head on a spike doesn't appeal to me so I got an app for navigation 38 feet underneath the Earth my GPS still gets location Never thought I'd eat a meal of beans and noodles Got a piece of chalk and now I'm drawin' doodles Say it's graffiti but I disagree I think it's easy to see what it means to me Pulled apart the better parts of Papa's carburetor Got a bear best friend and now we're doin' it together Now we slide all day and we slide all night Knowing' everything is gonna be alright 'cause we're Gonna go toboggan in a cave Made sure to bring my flashlight Don't wanna end with a crystal through my face (Face) Gonna go toboggan in a cave I got made fun of every other time I tried to ski So to escape the hate and motivate I'm gonna be the best cave-tobogganist you've ever seen I got a Major case of motion sickness, who do I ask here for help I got no reception no Alexa gotta do this by myself Now I'm slippin' through the cracks in the tunnels that I once thought impervious I'm hopin' there's and end but now I find myself fallin' even deeper And I hit my head on a rock and I knocked myself out and I think I have amnesia Lookin' at the mirror but the vision's blurred I can hardly work out what the light returned I got an ironclad double standing' next to me I don't know how to tell him that I'm where I need to be I'm not worried about what will happen 'cause I gotta Gonna go toboggan in a cave Made sure to bring my flashlight Don't wanna end with a crystal through my face (Face) Gonna go toboggan in a cave I got made fun of every other time I tried to ski So to escape the hate and motivate I'm gonna be the best cave-tobogganist you've ever seen