Butter Side Down

Toast lands butter side down It falls off the table and spins all around I know when it hits the floor I will hear a sound Splat! My toast lands butter side down Why do things seem to go wrong That's why I'm singing this song Why do things seem to go wrong That's why I'm singing this song Damn, my spreadsheet, it didn't autosave It only saved work that I did yesterday Excel not working right is gonna take me to my grave Damn, my spreadsheet didn't autosave Why do things seem to go wrong That's why I'm singing this song Why do things seem to go wrong That's why I'm singing this song The girl I like is already with a guy She'll never choose me no matter how hard I try Then again, it could be a lie The girl I like is already with a guy Why do things seem to go wrong That's why I'm singing this song Why do things seem to go wrong That's why I'm singing this song