What Chance Have I With Love?

Love is beautiful, love is swell Love is as sweet as a nut Love is grander than tongue can tell Love is remarkable but Look at what it did to Romeo It dealt poor Romey an awful blow If love could do that to Romeo What chance have I with love? Look at what it did to Anthony It made a "mark" out of Anthony If love could do that to Anthony What chance have I with love? Look at what it did to Samson 'Til he lost his hair he was brave If a haircut could weaken Samson They could murder me with a shave Louie Number Fifteen, King of France They say he suffered with each romance If love kicked him in the royal pants What chance have I an ordinary guy What chance have I with love? Look at what it did to Adam From that bite he could not escape If an apple could finish Adam They could knock me off with a grape Miss Lucrezia Borgia, deep in sin She poisoned her lovers when they dropped in If they wound up with a Mickey Finn What chance have I an ordinary guy What chance have I with love? Look what love did for Reno It put Reno on the map When a woman goes to Reno It's because some man is a sap Tommy Manville's love is not returned He sells asbestos and he has learned That with asbestos he still gets burned What chance have I an ordinary guy What chance have I with love? Look at what it did to Bonaparte He lost his head when he lost his heart If he kicked over the apple cart What chance have I an ordinary guy What chance have I with love?