Turning 30

Now you're turning 30 in just a few more months If there's some advice I could give you It's don't get excited it's not worth it But before that day arrives There's something you should know If you feel your body start aching That's it's way of saying it's time to go Because before modern medicine That body you're living in Wouldn't make it past 35 But thanks to technology And advanced cardiology You're lucky you're even still alive But it's not all bad But you'll have to take pills to not feel sad You're hurting at a level that is molecular And need probiotics just to stay regular Knees may crack Love life's on hold Bathroom trips More frequent when you're old 30's just the start there's so much to dread Aches, pains, and wrinkles ahead Because before modern medicine That body you're living in Wouldn't make it past 35 But thanks to technology And advanced cardiology You're lucky you're even still alive But it's not all bad But you'll have to take pills to not feel sad You're hurting at a level that is molecular And need probiotics just to stay regular 30 is great You'll see everyone you hate Accomplish their wildest dreams But if you stand up you rip your jeans But it's not all bad But you'll have to take pills to not feel sad You're hurting at a level that is molecular And need probiotics just to stay regular But it's not all bad But you'll have to take pills to not feel sad You're hurting at a level that is molecular And need probiotics just to stay regular