Jelly Man

Oh, if I had a jelly man With beauty sweet and bright He'd dance with me when the music played He'd fill me with delight But when the rain came thundering down He couldn't stand it, he'd melt to the ground, So, jelly man... I'll see you around Oh, if I had a rubber man He'd bounce back every time Through fire and flood and tempest wild His spirit bright would shine But when I pressed my cheek to his rubbery cheek It would be cold and clammy, with a rubbery reek So, rubber man... you're not the one I'll seek Oh, if I had a fiery man With a smouldering, sultry grin He'd give me scorching kisses His fingers would sear my skin But I'd never feel the cold wind on my face Or enjoy an ice cream in his embrace, So fiery man... You're not the one I'll chase Then I found you Stronger than them all Sweet and bright and full of life You bounce back from the greatest strife Filled with passion, you know I wanna spend my life with you Cause I don't need any other man No, I don't need any other man