Party For One

Brian can’t eat nuts Sally won’t eat eggs Karen can’t have orange juice And nobody likes bread It’s hard to have a party when nobody can eat It’s hard to have a party so I’m having it just for me Peter can’t see Charlotte Laura won’t behave Donna dislikes everyone And nobody likes Dave It’s hard to have a party when nobody can come It’s hard to have a party so I’m having it for one I’d like to make cucumber sandwiches but gluten free bread that’s so fake If I’m trying to please everybody then I can’t even have my own cake It’s too much of a hassle and drama, so no-one’s invited this year
 I’ll blow up the balloons and blow out the candles And I don’t need to shed a tear It’s hard to have a party when everyone will groan It’s hard to have a party so I’m having it on my own It’s hard to have a party when there’s so much to do I’m gonna have a party ... but the party’s not for you Happy birthday to me Happy birthday to me Happy birthday to me Happy birthday to me!