Try To Get It Right This Time

I tried to write a song that's sort of uplifting Ended up snacking on Donner and Blitzen It's time to straighten up and be of good cheer Try not to be a total asshole this year Don't take methamphetamines and yell at the mirror Don't respond to everything in panic and fear This year we're finally getting everything right Won't damage public property, won't get into fights This year we're finally gonna walk in the light Now all our troubles will be out of sight If could go back and tell myself something Warn myself about that one really dumb thing I might forget and try to find my baby Back to that crazy and dangerous lady Might help myself to her biscuits and gravy I wonder what she's been up to lately This year i won't make any dumb mistakes Ain't gonna pick up any poisonous snakes This year I know I'm gonna finally rise Might even try on a new hat for size I went to my psychiatrist, and he said that all I had to do was: Try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try . . .