A LIV I: awkward party?

I'm at a motherfuckin' party, kinda awkward cause nobody likes me I tell everyone I have to pee, cause conversation starters are the key Callin' every asian kid I run into lee, gettin' involved in others inside jokes Slappin' my knee, asking the host if he has any tea Gettin' fuckin' lit, tonight I brought my Advil hella uptight, people keep telling me I'm white Shit son that can't be right, I'm not that fuckin' light Gettin' drunk, sippin' my Sprite, look down at the dog shit it bites F*ck everyone found out about my lice, I need a BFF Jesus Christ Pulled out my Caliber and I diced He said it got chewed into by some mice, I said shit son it's fine, I don't think twice Pullin' out my goddamn oregano to smoke some spice, I take a few hits My stomach feels wrong, I puke right inside this dude's bong My puke made me feel fuckin' strong, bumpin' my ass to my favorite fuckin' song Poundin' my chest like I'm fuckin' Donkey Kong Feelin' so confident I whip out my dong, this dude challenges me to ping pong We head down to play the game, I really like him but he doesn't feel the same The dog starts biting my dick, this thing ain't fuckin' tame I started cryin' now everyone thinks I'm lame They won't fuckin' think that when I'm full of fame That thought made me came.... O.O' Now I'm startin' to feel the shame, the hostess tellin' me to leave, dang That's when I hear the telephone rang, it's my ma and she mad Her sixth husband wasn't my new dad, f*ck that's rad Kicked me into infertility with me nads I guess I should feel sad, I poke out my own eyes They turn into some pretty liquidy guys I run into a lane, it smells like it's been pissed on by a plane This place ain't from no ordinary wang I see ping pong big and I scream lets hang! he fuckin' books it on a train A squirrel fuckin' disrespecting me again I rip off its head and scream, f*ck you ben The squirrel's rejection reminds me of my ex-girlfriend These fuckers are gonna get it full send Just then I remember my ex-gen leaves me for fuckin' led The end