Felicia/Felix

This is my last act My last legs And you just couldn't wait for me to stumble off the stage If it gets any heavier it'll be a Texas rain Someone stole my coke Drank the canned rosé Was it Felicia or Felix? The devil and the fool? The 0 or the 15? The toad and the toadstool? And I wanted to catch a movie tonight But Boris and Clyde had nothing to waste but time So Lisa snagged my hand Held it like a disaster Simply because she could not recognize That even if I tried Don't think I could come much faster At least that's what she said With the disappointment in her eyes