Jack

Hey Jonah! Twenty years sure is a while I'll be there I'm excited to see you guys Alice laughed at the funeral For the football player Didn't look like herself anymore As she should've, like a liquor ad Or walking across the pages of your porno mags She slipped out pants like water through slats"Let's make merry while we can Jack Even though we knew we would It's tragic we made it back I never wanted to be anything more Than something as consequential I never wanted to be anything more Than something as consequential I never wanted to be anything more Than something as consequential As you are in tights" And then he danced"Chelsea you pest You sing like a songbird But you look a mess" Prancing around in my dress I knew that he could be my man Chatter to each other 'cross aisles prepared By clergyman peddling wares Talking to themselves over movies ensnared With thorns and barbs where trappers beware Of the coming storms and the carriage strung by the dead