Crap On My Shoe

Crap on my shoe Crap on my shoe Took a little step on a tiny piece of poop Tell me how am I supposed to see the day through My life is now a mess Doggie tell me what I'd do Crap on my shoe Crap on my shoe Took a little step on a tiny piece of poop Tell me how am I supposed to see the day through My life is now a mess Doggie tell me what I'd do Yo here's a couple things that I hope you understand I will never get a dog Imma take it to the end I don't want no tiny puppies Cute, massive, pretty eyes I'll be on my third kitty Before I get dogmatised I won't see it, or greet it or treat it Imma get another kitten You better believe it Teach it how to poop in litter They won't try and eat it And if I see another dog Imma tell it to beat it Crap on my shoe Crap on my shoe Took a little step on a tiny piece of poop Tell me how am I supposed to see the day through My life is now a mess Doggie tell me what I'd do Crap on my shoe Crap on my shoe Took a little step on a tiny piece of poop Tell me how am I supposed to see the day through My life is now a mess Doggie tell me what I'd do So I put my foot up Looking at it from behind And I bring it back down Cuz I'm gonna lose my mind I don't wanna do this I don't wanna deal with that I'm gonna go back inside Kiss my tiny baby cats And if I see a little kitty Imma sit it on my lap If I get a little kitten I ain't gotta handle crap But if you like dogs Waking up at 5 o'clock I know you'll be very happy When I go out on a walk Crap on my shoe Crap on my shoe Took a little step on a tiny piece of poop Tell me how am I supposed to see the day through My life is now a mess Doggie tell me what I'd do Crap on my shoe Crap on my shoe Took a little step on a tiny piece of poop Tell me how am I supposed to see the day through My life is now a mess Doggie tell me what I'd do