Sailing the Cosmic Abyss

A lonesome pirate Sailing the Comic Abyss An abyss Almost as dark as his heart Tirelessly searching For an ever-elusive melody Hidden amongst the stars The power this melody possesses Is unparalleled to any power known to man The power to move people As one When all are in unison Nothing can stop them This is The Universal Melody Having united the far reaches of the universe Under a single galactic flag Of distorted drums Our pirate then sought a way To ensnare his listeners In a trap of variation And, upon doing so It occurred to him The best way to bait their eardrums Is not with a catchy melody Or anthemic synths But with transposition Transposition When all are in unison Nothing can stop them This is The Universal Melody