No. No, No, No, No, No, No, Ted You Cannot Do This to Me, No. No, No, No!

We could be friends, the story won't end That's what we said at the end You don't get it, do you? Was it something to you? Or did you think that this was just pretend? We never figured out exactly how to say goodbye I remember everything you ever told me was a lie I wanted everything that we could be A happy ending made for you and me It scared you like it always does And all you do is run So run away and don't come back to me We're not really friends, the story has ended Forget what we said, forget what we said You don't get it, do you? Was I nothing to you? Or did you think that this was all pretend? We never figured out exactly how to say goodbye I remember everything you ever told me was a li I wanted everything that we could be A happy ending made for you and me It scared you like it always does And all you do is run So run away and don't come back to me I don't hate you I don't love you