Fuck Bezos

For legal reasons, this song is a joke F*ck Bezos F*ck Bezos (F*ck 'em) F*ck Bezos F*ck Bezos He wrecked my car and stole my wife I'll cancel my subscription F*ck Bezos F*ck Bezos F*ck Bezos F*ck Bezos (F*ck 'em) He burned my house right to the ground Where's my package oh man f*ck that bitch (Yeah) He's been dodging taxes like the draft I don't trust that man he looks like his face is a mask F*ck the Muppet man (F*ck the Muppet man, ay) F*ck the Muppet man He's a bald ass bitch Use your money for the people that you're working half to death Yet you make more than you spend you're shitting money out your ass By the way (Hey) You thought that I'd forget that you're locking kids up I no longer wanna spend a couple bucks F*ck Bezos F*ck Bezos F*ck Bezos F*ck Bezos (F*ck Bezos) He wrecked my car and stole my wife I'll cancel my subscription (Alright, I even got prime delivery too) F*ck Bezos F*ck Bezos (F*ck 'em) F*ck Bezos F*ck Bezos (Turn off your Alexas) He burned my house right to the ground Where's my package oh man f*ck that bitch (Yeah) By the way, there's nothing wrong with being bald I just personally hate Jeff Bezos He can suck my dick I'm glad he stepped down