You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel! You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile Mr. Grinch Given the choice of the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile! You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch You're a nasty-wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk Mr. Grinch The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote "Stink, stank, stunk!" You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch You're the king of sinful sots Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots Mr. Grinch Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable Mangled up in tangled up knots! You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch With a nauseous super "naus"! You're a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked hoss Mr. Grinch You're a three-decker sauerkraut toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce!