GRAB 'EM

Jesus Christ came down the golden escalator Saying, I alone can save you Put your faith in me A man of humble origins, He only had a million to start with He was just like you and me Grab 'em by Grab 'em by Jesus taught us everything Like how to treat our enemies You punch them in the face and watch them bleed Never say you're sorry Get that prenup down in writing You're a sucker if you serve your country Grab 'em by Grab 'em by Grab 'em by religion Grab 'em by Grab 'em by Grab 'em by religion, it's the oldest trick in politics Jesus cut a deal with us He'd make us great again because The powers that be were too goddamn P.C. So give your life and follow him Except if you're an immigrant He'll send you back to your shithole country Grab 'em by Grab 'em by Grab 'em by religion Grab 'em by Grab 'em by Grab 'em by religion, it's the oldest trick in politics