I Quit

Can I get a mcdouble on the double Cause veggies are a myth to my inner gut It could give boating lessons looking like it's mrs.puff I packed lunch but I ate it way before I punched in But this time of month job buying pizza to appease the bunch I clock out go to sleep still see the sun Wake up gotta clock in cause I need the funds I got beef with my way of life Guess I need the buns need the bread to be fed and to have fun Conquering possibilities with improbable odds I'm searching life like pat downs after probable cause For my little slice of life pie There's gotta be more than begging for cash or living in cars Or working jobs you ain't gifted in Coworkers coercing superiors to terminate the people that they hate This environment is looking grim Put a two week notice in, man I ain't working here again Not suitable for suit wearing Or hearing bout the lawsuits you plan against the boss Acute small talk they always got an angle Usually dirt sharing Or number two scrubbing off the toilet bowl errands Or working hard while whispers that I'm odd saturate the job Like a thick fog levitating over dense swamps Look at the clock I think it went slowmo Felt like 30 minutes, it's been 30 seconds Grumpy old troll port authority what's the goal? Even though he's broke charge a toll when he's coming home His gas light's on let him through get his plates Fine him he gon pay us with the cash that he use for food On his dinner plate I digress they been acting cool need to pay it soon or I'm really screwed Once you hear the hammer in the court room sing the blues Sweating through your nicest suit cause you sense impending doom