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So check it, now it's evident I was never meant To take you bitches off the hook I don't know what to say About what's left in the book Shit I just gotta cook Like after I came back Baked up a pan of brownies With half a can of ajax And didn't even drop one Think I'm fulla shit? Not yet kid Til I took the rest and Put it in my chili Just like Eric did But why'd I do it? Cuz some sad song about whiskey Took my heart outta my music So now I'm taking a whole bottle Straight til I'm pukin Like how you can? But I couldn't do the fireball I wanted it to be poison for some reason I'm screaming and wanna take my own life At any cost And in the back of my mind I'm hoping it brings back Everyone that ya'll lost It's middle of 2020 Thinking I'm done with this pen Burnt to a crisp and Wanted to punch the clock like Crispin And restore the universe to it's natural formation But little did I know the kinda storm I was facing I've been rapping since '03 Every day like an occasion Didn't know I was guns blazing At witches and warlocks I became the doorstop The crack in the face of your clock Cause time is just a construct I've been saying the craziest shits But ya'll the ones who've gone nuts Tried to tell ya the foods MAN-ufactured Cause it's made from ya'll guts But nah ya'll just chomp up Stories bout pedaphiles and Don't even notice the feet connection Cause you all think the cures about Nailing the island While I'm walking for miles I'm not even aware that I'm avenging The death of the child Just like Julia Childs He had a father like Keith Giles And every second that I do this shit I get farther from a smile Just smarter and wild But how do I tell it? That I'm a hot dog covered in relish That leaves a mark like a blemish When I over embellish But I'm not an imbecil I'm here to adhere this To your ears and Clear a seal Thats been over ya for too long I say 2 cuz I'm too strong and People call me "2" Cause 2 means God in Islam Now pass the grey Poupon Cause bitch I'm a Triumph I ain't gotta subscribe to ya'll test All I serve is food for thought Cause ya ears really ya eyes So you bet every reader digest I flip pages like stages I go from angry to anxious Nothing short of dangerous Ya'll been charging it to tha game Well I'm here to Collect all our wages For all ages Oh you ain't heard about them "med beds" Where they can reverse ya life So you can go from What you thought was "dead dead" To not really dead yet But you're so far underground We can't hear ya screaming help help! So they're screaming hip hip hooray And hit you with hay Like Mr ED, Edd, and Eddy In spaghetti Needle after needle til you feel like linguini Then bust open ya noodle like a crushed zucchini Meaning you must be a vegetable Capable of speaking I hope the dental dam is leaking Bitch I'm tryna bust it Like why do you think There's a sound to cutting cheese Or we're too weak to cut the mustard? Yeah man we trusted All these people to lead us Now we don't know if they're leaches Or just the founding fathers Of Butthead and Beavis Or Ted and Bill, Matt and Trey, Caine and Abel, or John and Jesus Harry and Lloyd, Mary Christ Massacre But not in that sequence This is my defense I'm never in error Call me "Mr. Reid" Cause no one knows who I really am And I like it much better I can be Penn with the soul of Teller Tell her H is being honest Til he's hoarse and if I have my day in court Bet you all get a letter Cause when it's all said and done They can suck a subpoena Just let the truth happen She was playing Selena While the maid in Manhattan Completely sent here to Keep Batman distracted Could've broke both my legs And been a real blast femur Laid up in traction Bitch tried to have me killed And ya'll still think I overreacted This shit is over, we action as Bronson Like Charles I B-Ron son When I snarl holding all the cards I don't have uncertainty That's why you ain't hurtin me Cuz I'm the ANCHORMAN like Burgundy So you can go the f*ck on With that chlamydia babbage Ya'll just wanted to frame Roger Rabbit Then have the son dimmed While cultivating the cabbage You think I'm savage? Well bitch you ain't seen it I'm cumming harder than some white stuff No yoking til ya broken and Ya face hit the cement These are the facts that I pre-sent I read that bullshit transcript About him shaking his cock But what you don't realize is, it's clear Shakespeare compared a pussy To the face of a clock Better stay in ya spot Cause bitch I'm on a crush groove They said he had a seizure But it sounds like to me He was fed something like some mushrooms Cause he ain't ever had one Just headaches on the real But low and behold He turns up cold Only a few months after his dad's Denied his appeal So they close the case And then ya know the deals sealed What's the best way to tie up loose ends When you have bad intent Just use a few "friends" And you can all spread out Like stooges on ice Question is, did you know You were sacrificing the Christ? In the head of my heir like some Mahfuckin lice This is our device, our plan, our rapture And it's all fractured until This bitch gets captured Oh you thought this was just about words Or shit on a CD? I'ma wipe my ass with ya face Yeah I said it TP Exactly why the whole world Ran out to get it, now you see me! And unfortunately for Rach She don't remember that shit But she keeps driving by And probably doesn't get why Cause she's occupied with a hat trick We know ya wasn't out of state We heard you at the wake I saw Stone stop crying Just to look up at me cold If that ain't me raising the stakes For a whole Medallia I don't know what to tell ya These weeds drug the lord in me out Now where's the paraphernalia? Now where's the paraphernalia? Yeah I'm sure you burned it The kinda stripes I'm shooting for Better bet that you earned it In case you haven't learned yet See I was sent here my way Just by fate Who we really were Turned into freaky Friday Don't believe me? This my ladder day They laid him to rest on Thurs And he came back that next Saturday After Me Like I didn't know what was really going on But everything was speaking to me Like something was wrong So I'm doing everything To pick up the clues But it's like I was in another world Completely scared and confused But now I know the truth Was to always come back And no way I could lose Cause this some shit nobody will believe Whole time it's us fighting Like Adam and Eve Now I guess it's clear she was handed the keys Told to "shut up and drive" Guess there was no way He was getting out this alive I'm not cutting ties I'm just dressing the public up For one hell of a ride What a surprise I'm ready to hear the lies Already know your alibis Gimme them dead stares Bob's my uncle Her's her dad And both have red hair Blonde is my witness And I'm still the head bare See what ya'll don't understand is I've been predicting forever Every year getting better And at the same time He was drawing the future Gave me a picture of Tony Years before he'd even choose ta Give up his life I focused on a PNG And started shaking like dice And brought Peter back into mine To make all these wrongs right Told me I only had one shot And it's done Jack Well I'm BULLETPROOF So I gave it everything I got And brought the son of a gun back All I do is push this pen To have you stuck like a thumbtack So run back and tell 'em Cause H knows these hoes Been deep in ya cerebellum Jessica's Parker is really a spider witch So I don't care what you're selling Clearly this a trap That you all fuckin fell in Cause nobody knew how good H2 Would be at some "spellin" Now I'm draggin your ass in like Magellan Eureka my features, the game's always mine Ain't no time for the bleachers Gotta tie up these creatures That's all been beneath us Bitch I ain't dopey They got us like a product Til our muscles no longer move Then they make us atrophy So now I know why Oscars always a grouch We never get to go home They just keep touching on us All we hearing is ouch! 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