How To Eat

My bro went to the doctor He's forgotten how to eat I said dude how are you living Without your share of meat The doctor said he was mad This wasn't very good Cos people can't survive If they don't eat food The doctor had to feed him Through a plactic tube And then an idea dawned on me And it involved a cube I bought myself a Rubix cube And put it in his mouth I tried to make him solve it But the doctor pulled it out My bro, forgot how to eat Oh dear How can this be My bro , forgot how to eat Now he's missing Out on this feast My bro, forgot how to eat Oh dear How can this be My bro, forgot how to eat So now who'll eat This block of cheese My buddy nearly died that day Turns out he was insane The doctor sent us to America By a private plane In America we looked around To find the hospoitac But it turns out the address Was just a swimming pool We decided to call the doctor Cos we thought he made a mistake But it turns out he was trying to Make us buy a stake We asked him what he needed it for He said it didnt matter But we found out a secret He was gonna kill Dracula My bro, forgot how to eat Oh dear How can this be My bro , forgot how to eat Now he's missing Out on this feast My bro, forgot how to eat Oh dear How can this be My bro, forgot how to eat So now who'll eat This block of cheese My bro, forgot how to eat Oh dear How can this be My bro , forgot how to eat Now he's missing Out on this feast My bro, forgot how to eat Oh dear How can this be My bro, forgot how to eat So now who'll eat This block of cheese