You Want to Fa' l'italiano (feat. Anthony Vetrano, Barbara Rossi & Roberta Rossi)

Hey Americano, you want to be Italian You want to Fa l'italiano Then listen up Campari and soda /aperitivo time Is gonna leave you feeling fine You want to live alla moda Then you gotta drink Campari and Soda Even if the taste you hate You must drink it to relate Say goodbye to rock and roll In Italy Bocelli is the one with soul Campari and soda and GOODBYE rock and roll Campari and soda and GOODBYE rock and roll Ti amo you must learn to say To a dark-haired beauty attention pay Pop the question/bring her to tears But only after dating many, many, years Then be engaged for many more Till you leave the mamma you adore Finally, at forty-two I think you're ready to say I do Americano! Americano! You want to Fa' l'italiano Americano! Americano! You want to Fa' l'italiano Sundays no longer for baseball be It's time to visit her family Hours on end, you will eat Her aunts, uncles, cousins you will meet Everyone will really stare At the only non-Italian there Her mamma will feed you carbs and cappuccino And ask "when you're having that bambino" Campari and soda and GOODBYE rock and roll Campari and soda and GOODBYE rock and roll Monday night football, thing of the past No beer with the boys or having a blast During the week it's your turn to learn For what Zio Guido does really yearn He'll take you back to 1933 It'll take hours to break free But feigning interest is a must Zio Guido has no children you're in the trust Americano! Americano! You want to Fa' l'italiano Americano! Americano! You want to Fa' l'italiano Only like this can you really Fa, Fa' l'italiano But tell me after this, Signor Americano Do you really want to, Fa' l'italiano If you say si Then pick up that Campari Dream about Ferrari And pasta carbonari! Privacy will be out the door And her family feign to love more, more E cosi E cosi you Fa' l'italiano! E cosi Ok Americano Americano! Americano! You want to Fa' l'italiano Americano! Americano! You want to Fa' l'italiano