Are 'Mice' Electric?

Hello children, how do you do? I've brought some friends to sing for you Mein singing mice I've brought along To sing ein little mousey song So mein mouses don't be slow Sing along und here we go Can little mousey pull ze pud' Yes we can it does us good Do little mice have tiny dongs Yes they're only one inch long Zat's not much to wave about It's more than you, you daft old c*nt Stick to ze script boys Why do mouseys sing so high 'Cause we're so fucking sore, that's why Is it just 'cause you're so small Yes we all have ... balls Would you like to meet mein cat No f*ck off you silly old twat Now zen boys, you'll never be as famous as Punky and Porky if you keep swearing What do mouseys love to eat Spotted dick and shredded wheat In the pantry no-one sees We piss in the jam and crap on the cheese Now zen boys that's quite enough Oh f*ck off you dozy old poof I'm beginning to lose mein temper! Up your arse you ... old git We'll fill your larder up with shit We'll fight and fart and do as we please We'll f*ck in the bread-bin and steal your cheese Scnitzel I am a silly goose Mein pussycat has just got loose... Go cat go! There is your favourite food... mouseburger Auf wiedersehn children if you please And as for the mouseys, hard cheese