Bonkola

""Ladies and gentlemen... thank you... we proudly present, live form the Kharzie-Au-Go-Go, Wapping, the incomparable Judge Dread and the incompetent Ivor Biggun Take it away lads..."" ""Good evening Mr. Biggun"" ""Good evening Mr. Dread It's nice to see you sober"" ""I thought that you were dead"" Before your eyes we'll exercise That rumpy-pumpy beat A brand new workout Physical jerkout This'll get you off your feet Bonkola, bonkola exercise for the knob (knob knob) Bonkola, bonkola Good to be on the job (knob job) Now I'm a wanking wonder With a muscular right arm Thudding on the pudding Pumping percy in the palm I prefer bonkola You hardly have to budge Just be upstanding, stuff your gland in Hang on girls, here comes the judge Bonkola, bonkola exercise for the knob (knob knob) Bonkola, bonkola Good to be on the job (knob job) It's awfully good for the figure It's frightfully good for the health I do it with vim and with vigour And i just do it myself C'mon Judge, let's get bonking... In - out, in - out, in - out, in - out Bonkola, bonkola exercise for the knob (knob knob) Bonkola, bonkola Good to be on the job (knob job) So if you're good at press-ups This is really up your street Try them on the carpet With a lady underneath And if you grunt and groan a lot But still can't get it right Don't complain, what a shame You'll have to practice every night Bonkola, bonkola exercise for the knob (knob knob) Bonkola, bonkola Good to be on the job (knob job) ""Here Ivor, you know what, you really are a w*nker"" ""Oh shut up, Donkey Dick""