Cucumber Number

Now come on my children and gather around I'll sing about the fruit makes world go 'round And in the garden of Eden, Eve started the fall But the fruit that she liked weren't an apple at all It was Adam's cucumber (sing the song) 'Ee a great cucumber (two feet long) An enormous cucumber (big and strong) Great big cucumber (like an elephant's dong) In a cucumber frame one cucumber grows And it stretches from m' knees up to my nose It'll fill up your belly make you feel alright You can gobble the fruit each and every night Delicious cucumber (big and strong) 'Ee a monstrous cucumber (two feet long) Nice firm cucumber (big and strong) Enormous cucumber (like an elephant's dong) Now down by the Humber The wife of a plumber She did the rhumba On my cucumber She went and got her neighbours And a sister or two And the district nurse and they all said Ooh look at that cucumber (big and strong) 'Ee a monstrous cucumber (two feet long) Great big cucumber (big and strong) Enormous cucumber (like an elephant's dong) My fruity friend satisfied them so So I got m' cap and jacket getting ready to go I said "Did you like my big cucumber?" They all said "make your cucumber do one more number" Big cucumber (big and strong) Great big cucumber (two feet long) Enormous cucumber (big and strong) Great big cucumber (like an elephant's dong)