I'm Looking over a Four Leaf Clover

I'm looking over my dead dog Rover That I hit with a power mower One leg is missing the other is gone One leg is scattered all over the lawn No use complaining, the one leg remaining Is spinning on the car-port floor That's why I'm looking over My dead dog Rover That I hit with a power mower I'm squirting over my girl's pullover That she left on the bedroom floor I got excited and when I withdrew I hit the curtains and bedside lamp too In my elation my ejjculation Went and filled up the dressing table drawer That's why I'm squirting over my girl's pullover She left on the bedroom floor Well I got run over by a white Landrover That was driven by an officer of the law She was a Sergeant from Paddington nick She seemed quite friendly so I showed her my dick Unable to function I used her truncheon And soon she was yelling out for more So I got my leg over in a white Landrover That was driven by an officer of the law Now she's my baby... Driven by an officer of the law I don't mean maybe... Driven by an officer of the law Gordon the gopher he wanked on the sofa One mornin' on kids channel 4 He fucked Gaby Roslin He Fucked Zig and Zag And Nobby the sheep had a vigorous shag He stuffed up the stoppers Of several teeny boppers He was up it with a puppet on the floor Then he got his leg over Martina Navratilova Which no-one had managed before