The Johnny G Fan Club Song

Johnny is the singer in a one-man band He's got the drums on his feet He's got the guitar in his hand Mondays to Saturdays and one-night stands But he doesn't do it for the glory He's kicking on the pedal And keeping it tight He's going for the rhythm 'Cause he knows that's right Playing for drinks and cash on the night I guess it's the same old story J-J-J-J-J Johnny Won't you play your one-man band J-J-J-J-J Johnny Play me something that I can understand J-J-J-J-J Johnny Play me something that I can clap my hands And he goes B'wana, B'wana, B'wana, B'wana B'wana, B'wana, B'wana, B'wana B'wana, B'wana, B'wana, B'wana They're only rhymes to lines And he goes B'wana, B'wana, B'wana, B'wana B'wana, B'wana, B'wana, B'wana B'wana, B'wana, B'wana, B'wana They're only rhymes to lines Smiley Lewis and Wee Willie Wayne Antoine Domino and Mystery Train Lawdy Miss Claudy and Love In Vain He can play any song that you give him He's a rock steady teddy with a Berry on top He's a Blue Suede cruiser with a Diddley-Bop He's a Country Line Special he's a top of the pop He's got a wonderful sense of rhythm J-J-J-J-J Johnny Won't you play your one-man band J-J-J-J-J Johnny Play me something that I can understand J-J-J-J-J Johnny Play me something that I can clap my hands And he goes Tell your ma, tell your pa This old boy's gonna drive you so far Everybody goes cruisin' on a Saturday night "Hello, my name's Johnny G and I'm going to be famous" Johnny had a record but it just didn't sell It didn't get promoted so it didn't do well The radio said it was as funky as hell I guess it's just a matter of timing But Johnny's gonna make it It's as plain as plain And we can say we knew him Before he made his name Johnny's got his ticket Catching every train To where the spotlight's shining J-J-J-J-J Johnny Won't you play your one-man band J-J-J-J-J Johnny Play me something that I can understand J-J-J-J-J Johnny Play me something that I can clap my hands And he goes...