The Pussy Song

Here pussy, pussy... Miaow miaow miaow miaow My girl has got a pussy She keeps it hid from view And everywhere that she goes That pussy goes there to It don't drink milk or wash it's face And it don't even purr But it's got lovely whiskers And a lot of ginger fur A week ago last Tuesday I come home from the pub I said "Where's that little pussy That I love to stroke and rub" But pussy wasn't willing And it was plain to see Someone had already stroked her and That someone wasn't me And... somebody else is stroking The pussy that I thought was mine Someone's petting and poking and It really is a crime And now my heart is broken I'll kill that filthy swine 'Cause somebody else is stroking The pussy that I thought was mine Miaow... pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy I miss that little pussy It filled me with delight But now I never see pussy all day And it stays out late at night Some Siamese or Persian Has shattered all my dreams He tickles her nose like I once did And he fills her up with cream Somebody else is stroking The pussy that I thought was mine Someone's petting and poking and It really is a crime And now my heart is broken I'll kill that filthy swine 'Cause somebody else is stroking The pussy that I thought was mine Miaow... pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy