The Winker's Rock 'n' Roll (Misprint)

When I was a kid in 1956 My big brother showed me some disgusting tricks Sitting in the bathroom on my own Wanking to the rhythm of me gramophone And I was going 1-2-3-4 change hands 5-6-7-8 change hands 9-10-11-12 change hands All you need is the rhythm and the wrist control And you can do the wanker's rock 'n' roll Well I tried to do the shimmy, I tried to do the twist I tried to do the tango, I nearly broke me wrist The women all point at me and scoff Say "You won't need me 'til your hand drops off" And I'm going 1-2-3-4 change hands 5-6-7-8 change hands 9-10-11-12 change hands All you need is the rhythm and the wrist control And you can do the wanker's rock 'n' roll Give me a 'W' Give me an 'A' Give me an 'N' Give me a 'K' Give me an 'E' Give me a 'R' Stick it all together and what's that spell? I've got Great Balls Of Fire I've got blisters on me palms I've got Willie And The Hand-Jive And muscular arms The Teds call me "Wanker" When I'm walking down the street 'Cause I do the Jerky-Gurky To the Boogie-Woogie beat And I'm going 1-2-3-4 change hands 5-6-7-8 change hands 9-10-11-12 change hands All you need is the rhythm and the wrist control And you can do the wanker's rock 'n' roll When Long Tall Sally met Johnny B. Goode He didn't do nothing but pull his pud' Just the wrist and the fist and you can't go wrong Doing the Hand-Jive all night long And I'm going 1-2-3-4 change hands 5-6-7-8 change hands 9-10-11-12 change hands All you need is the rhythm and the wrist control And you can do the wanker's rock 'n' roll