Bullseye

Bon voyage baby Where's your better half? Haven't seen 'em since they Broke up that brawl in a Backstreet bar in Beacon Hill Boston Half a mile from Ben's old dorm Well I've been Bored and bored-er with being bodacious Biting bullets tryna bring up the question Beggin' better days to come through to bully you to Break up with your bad habits Oh Bullseye Where have you been? Bullseye Where have have you been? I say Better luck Better luck Better luck Better luck Better luck next time Back before Boston You're barely bellicose Bought the venue for the bride and beloved What a bold move to make for a bartender so young Burn a hole in your tuxedo pocket Would'ya Break the ballroom Kick out the bridesmaids Boil the problem down to beverage and bottle 'Cause they borrowed your Bentley just to put you to shame But the bourbon in your breath is the only thing to blame Oh Bullseye Where have you been? Oh Bullseye Where have you been? Better luck Better luck Better luck Better luck Better luck next time