Hatta's Marvelous Millinery

Welcome to the hat shop This magical place of woe We drink our tea and wear our hats And switch chairs as we go And when you're next to Hatta It's your turn to perform So be brave and step right up Don't say that you weren't warned Welcome to Hatta's Marvelous Millinery Don't be scared, go ahead and take a seat It's Hatta's Marvelous Millinery You're here to entertain me Welcome Jest and Raven And you our brand new guest Come in and join our game We'll put you to the test! Just because you're new here Doesn't mean you're off the hook Go on, try to impress me We'll see just how you look! Because it's Hatta's Marvelous Millinery Perform your talent for all of us to see A path of pain that I hath tread A lesson taught through the fire Now humility and patience be mine friends For once I was a liar Be mine allies earned along the way Now I hope that they shall stay Hatta's Marvelous Millinery Next performer, try not to disappoint me Why is a raven like a writing desk? Jest? Jest? The nerve of him to abandon you so, and at my mercy no less Jest has always had a weakness for riddles You know I've been working on a riddle myself lately, would you like to hear it? When pleased, I beat like a drum When sad, I break like glass Once stolen I can never be given back What am I? A heart? Very acute Lady Pinkerton Wouldn't it be more accurate to say Once given I can never be taken back That would imply we give our hearts away willingly and I'm just not sure that's the case Jest doesn't usually disappear for this long, perhaps he was already tired of your company Why is a raven like a writing desk? I seem to have heard this riddle before How does it end? I can't quite remember Because it can produce a few notes, though they are very flat! Raven! What're you all looking at? That was terribly rude of you to abandon me so I knew you'd figure it out Let's not make a prodigy of the lady, all she did was recite a child's lullaby Everyone move down! This should be interesting Hatta Pick a hat, any hat A hat for making unconventional decisions What is this? I can't dance or tell any tales But baking is something I won't fail These macarons were made for the King I hope that you like them They're the best I've ever seen! Well done! Hatta's Marvelous Millinery You showed them, that much is plain to see Hatta's Marvelous Millinery Congratulations! You've quite pleased me! Hatta's Marvelous Millinery Now a toast, everyone raise your tea! Hatta's Marvelous Millinery Hatta's Marvelous Hatta's Marvelous (To Lady Pinkerton and her delectable confections!) We're all mad here at Hatta's Marvelous Millinery!