Why is a Raven Like a Writing Desk? (Bonus Track)

Why is a raven like a writing desk? What a ridiculous thing to say It's odd and uncanny and it makes no sense What does he expect me to say Yes, he made me laugh And he made me see But I don't know him And he doesn't know me! Why is a raven like a writing desk? It's not! I'm right, he'll see Because sensibility rules out all Nonsense doesn't belong here Now he comes along And he seems so strange Maybe I should just steer clear There's just something familiar about him Just like we met in a dream With that look in his eyes and that mischievous grin I want to know what it means It's such a curious feeling Like taking a breath of fresh air And now I'm left feeling My head won't stop reeling I wonder if there's something there No! I can't believe he took the laces from my dress Though, admittedly, I guess I couldn't breathe And when he held my hand I was such a mess I almost wish I didn't have to leave It's too strange And out of the blue He's infuriating, forward I don't know what to do Why is a raven like a writing desk? Well I don't have a clue I've never met anyone like you Was it chance or fate that we met It's foolish to think you might feel it too And I fear my future is set I've never felt something quite like this Something that I won't forget Almost giddy but nervous Afraid but curious And I can't let go just quite yet