All I Want for Christmas is Oui'd (Parody of All I Want for Christmas is You)

I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need Here's a wishlist for the presents Underneath the Christmas tree I just ask for you to roll Can't do that shit on my own Give me what I need All I want for Christmas Is Oui'd I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need (And I) Am looking for some presents underneath the Christmas tree Stuff my stocking full of nugs Paper and cones from above Santa Claus doesn't ever send me No extra love I just ask for you to roll More dextrous than on my own My wish sure isn't free All I want for Christmas is oui'd Oui'd, baby Oh, I won't ask for much this Yule I won't even wish for snow (And I) I'm gonna make a tincture Of European mistletoe I'll make a list send it to my old boss Nick at World Trade I won't cause if you get what I need I'll have it made I need a dab on this rig Maybe a nug, just a sprig Light it just for you I just want some oui'd for Yule Yule, baby All the bongs are shining so brightly everywhere (so brightly, baby) And the sound of stoners' laughter fills the air (oh, oh, yeah) And everyone is singing I hear the weed crackling Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need Won't you please bring me oui'd Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas This is all I'm asking for I just wanna see my plug Standing right outside my door Oh, I just ask for you to roll More than you could ever grow Give me what I need Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is oui'd Oui'd, baby All I want for Christmas is oui'd All I want for Christmas is oui'd