On the Pull

Rode into town in a limousine Hit the bar for gasoline  Jacked a Syrian in a motel scene She lay herself like a dairy queen She drove me wild Turned on the style Then she stole my toaster And she... fled the scene Friday night at the discotheque Sally's swinging with the best She took me down to the ladies room Chock-a-block, I pressed eject She licked her lips Sniffed off this trip Swerved her hips and told me Daddy'll... send the bill Sunday brews at the local game Bleacher baby's she's got the fame She flexed herself like an alley cat 6 a side my turn to bat She stole the show What did we know The sherrif's little princess Honks on bobos all over town town