marijuana is your friend

High as f*ck, getting cooked on the daily Sitting on the couch, while I play the ukulele Baked like a cake, and it feels so fucking great It’s the best thing, yeah man no debate Enhanced sensations, no frustrations Munchies all the time, yeah no starvation Bloodshot eyes, can’t disguise F*ck you, I’m not going to apologize Light up my life, like I light up my pipe Wanna marry the dank, gonna make it wife Got cash for the hash, for the chronic and the cheeba The herb, the grass, for the motherfucking reefer Weed, pot, cannabis, ganja Dope, bud, mari-fucking-uana Hittin’ that spliff, gonna bloody Mary Jane it What time is it? 4/20 blaze it When you’re feeling low, and you feel that you’re in need There’s just one thing that I recommend, and that my friend is weed When you’re feeling stressed, and you’re feeling all alone Just grab your bong, you won’t feel no wrong, and rip a few cones til’ you’re stoned When you’re feeling down, and you feel like you might cry Just grab a blunt, don’t be a cunt, and get motherfucking high When you’re feeling sad, like the world’s about to end Just grab your pipe, it’ll be alright, cause marijuana is your friend You can smoke it from a bong, you can smoke it from a joint You can smoke it from an apple, man, but what the f*ck’s the point? You can smoke it from a blunt, you can smoke it from a pipe You can even have pot brownies, if you get the method right High as a kite, hide it from the cops If you smoke that shit in public, then you’re gonna get stopped Inhalation, exhalation Legalise it, it’s the healing of the nation When you’re feeling low, and you feel that you’re in need There’s just one thing that I recommend, and that my friend is weed When you’re feeling stressed, and you’re feeling all alone Just grab your bong, you won’t feel no wrong, and rip a few cones til’ you’re stoned When you’re feeling down, and you feel like you might cry Just grab a blunt, don’t be a cunt, and get motherfucking high When you’re feeling sad, like the world’s about to end Just grab your pipe, it’ll be alright, cause marijuana is your friend