Korr's Dirge

Long ago, I left my home, the roads I roam, round shores I've grown Worked to port a trading ship, to gain a trade, made ways my own Soon we were aboarded by a horde of pirates from the cove I swore that I was born to ride those colors, I was like a trope Proved that I could do it, I was smooth and made some room They heard a crash and then a boom, two of their crew fell to their doom Then Captain Dan put up his hand and said, this dude can be a goon Ran a cannon by himself, your man is standing through and through Made bosun tried to close in up the gap from cap to crew Quartermaster, then disaster, ten years good, never a coup Getting rich till navy ships set up a trap, what could we do Two pull beside us and inside us, long or short, we go pew pew Blew one to bits and sent her tits up, sank her down into the blue But for the other had us covered port holes, they had made anew Blew a hole into our hull and then our ship had sank askew Let cap sink into the drink, they said, the locker with the fool Devised a concept for the lead, the other men we just run through Labor camps won't have my stamp, I am no slave, I must break through We snuck on out to carry out unlucky acts at high of moon As for the leader, we were eager, for our need for vengeance grew Aggravated, we mutilated, left only lonely eyes to use Tied him to the sprit and let him sit and watch useless in lieu Of my rise up as a captain, he was trapped in passing through Port to port we sack and score, before we knew chaos ensued A pirate's life for me until unreal calamity Granted foul abilities, with powers power I will seize My soul will not decease, I plague the seas like a disease Elder gods have set me free, insanity now brings me peace Months no charts and these black hearts were lost in sauce since cast off Slammed to rocks and sent full shocks, the keel and stocks were smashed off With no supplies, these desperate guys conspiring a standoff Their beef with me was met swiftly, their meat I eat and then scoff I sank my teeth and ate my feast, my fee was not to be crossed Days go by, glint caught my eye, a book out on the rocks, aloft On the wreck I went to check, out on the deck was star-crossed Grabbed the book and I got shook, floating in space my eyes were glossed Like light to moth, yall I saw goth, god gave a glance and I flew off Brash, I thought I was a boss, crashed on the deck like I was tossed Tome in hand, I went to stand up, looking for the mind I lost Intrusive coments make me vomit up these quips like I'm Jeff Ross New foul magic wreaking havoc on my mind, I take a pause And see adrift a ship I call my dibs and swim to give it cause Climb aboard this rotten core and scrape the side up with my claws Reach the wheels so I can steal this win out of from fated maws In the distance I can see a dinghy closer as it draws Thermiturgy in a hurry, Scooby-doo, is no jigsaw Scare away these new invaders, in my plan a single flaw When fought these guys to my surprise, a certain gen nase of quoi Surrounded then we were by spiders, this boat has too many jaws Team to tame the teeming terrors, we descend to kill the boss The druid dipped and sank the ship, an octopus ten times us all Pulls her down right with it, which it really stuck into my craw A pirate's life for me until unreal calamity Granted foul abilities, with powers power I will seize My soul will not decease, I plague the seas like a disease Elder gods have set me free, insanity now brings me peace Back to mainland, got some work new islands for us to recon We cleared the crowd and built a lighthouse, came back to absent applause Brand new mission I was wishing for a ship put in the clause The lusty maid was given so I didn't commandeer or rob Get to the doors and store the oars, we don't want to alert the mob But my act, although no flaw, right through me the sahuagin saw A tiny fight, we show some might, rip both of the doors right off We suck at stealth, we're more for wealth, can't have a plan wrecked by a cough We get caught and then the plot turns gladiatorial by law Too loyal to the crew, we knew we'd never turn on our own cause They sent a giant gator out to make sure that we all got washed Calivess went first, he filled the gator's mouth and pissed it off Tsunade tried to make escape but died and dragons dragged her off Stroder was a soldier, though knee high he had rolled over On my knife to sacrifice I swiftly moved so he'll grow older Save we were adventurers, an army sacked the temple Next Some guy, a turtle, barmaid, and a dark elf, fishies all got wrecked So now I'm vexed, I join their treck, a captain with new crew on deck Adventures next, I take the wheel and lounge off into the sunset Of everything that's gone by now, I'm sure the next will be no sweat A pirate's life for me until unreal calamity Granted foul abilities, with powers power I will seize My soul will not decease, I plague the seas like a disease Elder gods have set me free, insanity now brings me peace A pirate's life for me until unreal calamity Granted foul abilities, with powers power I will seize My soul will not decease, I plague the seas like a disease Elder gods have set me free, insanity now brings me peace