Unfunny and Charmless

I was unfunny and charmless So who could deny me? I'm usually harmless I guess I was boring I've got to find a more productive way To bleed my heart out I can't rely on innuendo forever And I can't watch my dirty mouth Highly suspicious that I'm running around Just like I own the town Highly suspicious that I've taken to you 'Cause I'm telling the truth too soon I was unfunny and charmless So who could deny me? I'm usually harmless I guess I was boring You've quite a life there Mine is just a nightmare Come true I tried to kick it then I went and fell down On the pavement I'm clumsily romantic It's not electric Forgive my high and drunken statement Highly suspicious that I'm running around Just like I own the town Highly suspicious that I've taken to you 'Cause I'm telling the truth too soon I was unfunny and charmless So who could deny me? I'm usually harmless I guess I was boring You've quite a life there Mine is just a nightmare Come true An early bet's my only regret I'm not in love with you yet No I'm not in love with you yet I've been a wreck for what seems like forever Forget what I said 'til my head's feeling better I've been a wreck for what seems like forever Forget what I said 'til my head's feeling better Highly suspicious that I'm running around Just like I own the town Highly suspicious that I've taken to you 'Cause I'm telling the truth too soon I was unfunny and charmless So who could deny me? I'm usually harmless I guess I was boring You've quite a life there Mine is just a nightmare Come true An early bet's my only regret I'm not in love with you yet No I'm not in love with you yet