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Snap me like a Slim Jim Or a quick pick Wait There's a wristlet Connected at the wrist N It dangles From the grips of confusion N Sorry Sometimes I be spiralin Most of y'all out here wylin While I'm filin these documents Compilin This line N This line N I'm a lion Roarin in the savannah Conspirin N That's the narrative The bad in a story The good guy gets no glory It's easier to be finger pointin Rather than admit being brainless Like Dory Finding Nemo Except it's a story A wise tale of the ages Burnt pages Fraying the edges Because the book was boring Stay conforming N Ignoring I'll stay adoring The beauty As it stays pouring With me underneath I'm used to adversity I'm molded by it Even a blind man Could see Or rather sense The character development I've needed Since three It was a chill night In February I locked the door The glass shattered N My cheek became bloody 36 stitches later And I'm all good Buddy I've been muddy A regular ole Browny Bummy Finding yummy treats Beneath the sea But risen Above the waters Like a submarine Named Chubby I'm a bit bubbly Co-contributor The Funnies Never chasin money Just like tea With a spoonful Of honey I'm sweet Sike nah Stale like a cookie I'm crummy I laugh Because it really is just kinda funny The universe The presentation The obvious coincidences Like a broken faucet Steady runny A mannequin No dummy Standing in the mirror Sunny Looks to be sad Like Rumpelstiltskin Being called Rumpy A bumpy road Le*** I can't I can't Bro I'm gonna just send you this Straight up dude I can't even be serious right now I'm just gonna stop it right there Ha ha ha haaaa