To Be Fair

I don’t know what’s going on And I don’t really care I’m so 1988 early 90s And 2000s To be fair To be fair To be fair To be fair Out of place What the hell has been going on I’m like King Kong Climbing up to get a better view But I don’t think we can get along Hillary was so unaware Maybe she should go check Billy Somethings going in the Oval Office Triangle bout to pop a wheelie Getting silly eating Dunkaroos while watching toons Even Michael hopped the train Tellin Bugs he couldn’t lose Passed the rock From the age of 9 31 I handle mine Calling And 1, Hot Sauce, Escalade, 50, Prime Easy Mac right after school Then I would hit my homework 14 Nokia I learned just how a phone work Only red head I called Chuckie Sat in diapers with Tommy He’d either battle Rita Or explore without his mommy Playing Atari only time I felt so in control Chasing pavements Heading home after the perfect roll Happiness I need to find it in a deck of cards All these jokers are the first thing I will disregard I don’t know what’s going on And I don’t really care I’m so 1988 early 90s And 2000s To be fair To be fair To be fair To be fair What is all this TikTok And all these dances these kids are coming up with now? People crying on videos and then posting em Boo hoo poor you Who even came up with cancel culture? Someone should cancel you Up down up down left right left right Put it in right get an extra life Just to play you had to take the game Take a blow then try again Dust it off and then try again RIP to Aaliyah Pac's gone so is Biggie Sadly I didn’t know em either Burning cds for the no skip Carried around in my backpack Now That's What I Call Music No I’m sorry that’s a sad fact Barnes and Noble for Bad Boys II I swore to her I would never curse That was a lie putting quarters inside Of a jukebox is where I heard it first Lean wit it rock wit it You know a better dance Back when MTV was Playing videos with hammer pants Introducing downloads Hanging by a wire Throw it on the iPod Before the link expire Waiting for a dial up Just to update what your status is Semicolon with a closed parentheses Used up all your minutes Had to get em on a different day I can’t believe we panicking What the hell is Y2K I don’t know what’s going on And I don’t really care I’m so 1988 early 90s And 2000s To be fair To be fair To be fair To be fair Please please tell me fanny packs Aren’t making a comeback Everything is becoming plant based Give me beef! Ok, who else is gonna be a podcaster or rapper? Like everybody Come on I miss the good ol' days Oh well I guess I don't know what's going on And I don't really care I'm so 1988 Early 90's and 2000s I don’t know what’s going on And I don’t really care I’m so 1988 early 90s And 2000s To be fair To be fair To be fair To Who said you had to be fair Ha Ha Wasssup