Emily Freshman

Lying awake On her twin extra long bed She didn't think she could wait Until Thanksgiving weekend To go back to Farmingville and make a bonfire cooking up good With people she understood Friday night in the dorm Children left to their own devices She went along with the norm Keystone light and late-night slices And Don't Stop Believing And never have I ever And that's what she said And the boys were sycophants Trying to get in her pants When Emily went off to school Went off to school Well nobody had said it might be tough when she arrived 'Cause friends take time to find oh no no no How embarrassing to be depressed During the best years of her life And her roommate kept dragging her to a capella shows Super tight with Marie But in a way she already missed her 'Bause it was easy to see That they wouldn't become Greek sisters 'Cause her body mass index wasn't a good fit For Gamma Phi And Marie was probably gonna get a bid from Gamma Phi When Emily went off to school Went off to school Yeah nobody had mentioned that it's tough when you arrive 'Cause friends take time to find oh no no no How embarrassing to feel depressed during the best years of her life When Emily went off to school