Insanity Plea

I plead insanity I plead insanity You released the chemicals and I lost my chemical balance I plead insanity, yeah I plead insanity I could never say those things to you If I was in my right mind And that I did it in an email And felt so satisfied afterwards I went outside And bought myself an ice cream sandwich See I was dreaming about pleasing a female And you had Sarah stroking your knee While we watched reruns in your basement So when I perceived you insulting me I resolved to throw my letters at your face I plead insanity, I plead insanity It was a slow crescendo, and I lost my chemical balance I plead insanity, I plead insanity I could never act like such a child If I was in my right mind Let the record show that one day we will say That that was just plain funny when I handled things that way But as it stands this apology is stuck inside my brain Man what I need What I need is a change So I'm covering up my mirror Too many calendar pages later We commandeered the microphones and rocked that karaoke bar In a public display of Two friends unafraid of Acting a little bit crazy In a room full of people pretending to be sane I plead insanity, I plead insanity You released the chemicals and I lost my balance But the thing about envying you It kinda, sorta Made me lose my mind