j. gibson of all the ways this could've gone... şarkı sözleri
The cab fare ate a chunk of his college fund
That's okay, art history's not about to change
Makes his way back from New York City to see a half-decent cover band
Offers up some badly-sketched Monet in exchange
The conversion rate was easy, it's not worth shit
So he washes dishes in the backseat to earn his keep
He invests in a cape and calls himself the Count of some island somewhere
And PBS just sues him in their sleep
Of all the ways
Of all the ways this could've gone
The eyes-wide-shut party was half of a civil war
The ayes won out and a bill became a law
The bug-eyed turtle mascot says something homophobic
Amidst skin-headless neo-Nazi hushed applause
Of all the ways
Of all the ways this could have gone
Foucault swings his pendulum towards a barstool
Hitting on some barefoot stranger half his age
He goes into a panoptic proposition
Caught on camera by some guy who missed the stage
Cab pulls up, a plate flies out the window
The din of dinner crashes to a halt
The Partridge family dinner tree called into question
F*CK
Of all the ways
Of all the ways this could have gone
