Let's Be Bad

Oh, Daphne It's true, your Bible says abstain And that my poor back is racked with pain Still, while I'm able to raise Cain Let's be bad! Even though I'm old as Moses Those commandments he proposes They don't end up in a bed of roses Let's be bad! Your head is spinning But I'm just beginning The night is for sinning And when you return from our great affair Your Mr. Gideon will still be there! Chemistry has certain rules That they don't teach in Sunday schools Care to pool our molecules? Let's be bad! When my top is set to blow And my favorite word is no 'Cause it points the way to go Let's be bad! If you say something is taboo Well, that's the thing I wanna do! Do it 'til I'm black and blue Let's be bad! Rehearsals were brutal So I'm wettin' my noodle Resistance is futile 'Cause tonight the heat comes from below When I'll be shakin' my maracas in Mexico! Why stay in with Bible thumpin'? Get your sacred heart a-pumpin' I got some beans to get you jumpin'! Let's be bad! Neighbor, open up your door You know what we're knockin' for Being good is such a bore Let's be bad! Ladies, I was set for bed Until I saw this shade of red I may be good, but honey, I ain't dead! Let's be bad! We're courtin' disorder By crossin' the border Girls, just don't drink the water! F.D.R. could take some tips from me For a real good neighbor policy! I can't see the use in waiting Your lips are intoxicating Do my hips need some translating? Let's be bad! Let's be bad! Let's be bad! Here's the key for my ignition Kick that gas to my transmission When you hear the things I'm wishin' You won't offer opposition Let's prohibit prohibition! Let's (lets) Be (be) Bad, yeah! (Bad!) Some like it hot, and that ain't bad!