Crapper Delight

It's the end of the night You're at the end of the bar You're both drunk and lonely And you get in her car She fed you some wine And a little cognac And the next thing she knows You're sniffin' round her back And she says "What do you think you're doin'?" You say, "Come on baby Don't let this night go to ruin "You know what I want You know that you want the same Don't you be sayin' that line Don't you be playin' that game" You gotta go down on her snapper while you're diggin' her crapper Go down on her snapper while you're diggin' her crapper Go down on her snapper while you're diggin' her crapper Go down on her snapper while you're diggin' her crapper You're both half-dressed And you're both half-cocked And the window is open They can hear you down the block You call her Jane But her name is Jill You rub it with your thumb And ask if she's on the pill You get off the pants And the panties, too You pull them down with your teeth And she laughs at you When she's not looking You sniff the lace Then you grab her by the hips And pull her to your face You gotta go down on her snapper while you're diggin' her crapper Go down on her snapper while you're diggin' her crapper Go down on her snapper while you're diggin' her crapper Go down on her snapper while you're diggin' her crapper Red wings, brown wings You just don't care As long as she's got it Sticking up in the air You want to give her a ram You've got to give her a ream You've got to build up the cream You've got to make her scream So you're getting her going And she's grinding and bucking She's says she's getting there And you're not even fucking You want to get her ready To feed her the beef Because you think you're so big That you'll make her queef You gotta go down on her snapper while you're diggin' her crapper Go down on her snapper while you're diggin' her crapper Go down on her snapper while you're diggin' her crapper Go down on her snapper while you're diggin' her crapper You're both going down hard And it's feeling real pleasant Then with a wink of her eye She gives you a present You gotta go down on her snapper while you're diggin' her crapper Go down on her snapper while you're diggin' her crapper Go down on her snapper while you're diggin' her crapper Go down on her snapper while you're diggin' her crapper And around And around And around And around...