Telephone Teeth/8th Grade (Live)

Let's take a torch To this torch song of yours The fire's gone out Extinguished by self-referred Text upon text Shouldn't you know what comes next A ruin of self Parody parody parody parody Let's take a drill To these telephone teeth Your bites weren't too sharp Nonetheless your disease-ridden Spit upon spit Though you'd never admit Has been passed around This here Quarantine quarantine quarantine Quarantine town Got a job in a hotel That sits atop an old landfill Cleaning rooms for minimum wage I'd do it anyway so I may as well get paid Former location of an old strip mine From '78 or 1979 Back before they had laws against it Like I learned in a class I took about it Called West Virginia History Taught by one Mister Tomkowski Way back when I was in 8th grade I hope they're nice to me on my first day Alright